ECW started with Teddy Long dressed up as Ron Burgundy (From the awesome Will Farrell film, Anchorman). He said Miz & Morrison will have their Dirt Sheet tonight and we’ll also see a 6 man tag between Chavo Guerrero, Bam Neely and Mark Henry vs. Matt Hardy, Finlay and Evan Bourne.

The 6 man happened right after this little thing from Teddy Long. Bourne and Chavo started and did some pretty good stuff until Bourne tagged out. He did tag back in and did a dive to the outside onto Bam Neely, but upon landing, Bourne landed funny on his ankle and felt it for the rest of the match. All 6 squared off as we went to the break.

We came back with Evan being dominated for a good few minutes. Eventually, Bourne made the tag to Matt Hardy and he ran wild. The match broke down to where Neely hit Chavo by accident, then Hardy was slammed by Henry, who was bitten by Hornswoggle. With the ref distracted, Finlay nailed Henry with the stick but was then pulled out of the ring by Tony Atlas, Hornswoggle then dived onto him. All this happened while Hardy was lying on the mat, this allowed Chavo to sneak in and hit the frogsplash for the win.

They played a Cyber Sunday recap video along with the John Cena video from Raw.

They recapped Swagger’s short promo from last week, which then cut to a Dreamer interview backstage. Dreamer said it was his 19th anniversary in wrestling, he said what if Swagger can’t beat him?! What then?

Well, Swagger did win their match, but it went a long while (per ECW’s standards). Dreamer got a lot of offense in, but after the break, Swagger was dominating Dreamer. The finish saw Swagger roll through on a pin attempt and hit the Doctor Bomb.

It was now time for the Dirt Sheet. John Morrison had diamonds on his abs, he told the crowd that they cost so much, that their price alone could depot all the aliens in this city. They mention that they were in high school when DX was first formed.

They played a video putting themselves over and ripping on DX. They ripped on Michaels’ mullet and manly chaps, and then ripped on Triple H by calling him inadequate in the bedroom. Is Stephanie writing this?

They then welcomed out DX, but it was two indy dudes dressed as HHH and HBK. The HHH dude had a huge fake nose on. They ripped on the fake HBK’s high pants and then put themselves over again and beat on the DX rip offs.

Another meh show this week, I can only see Morrison and Miz getting buried to hell and back on Monday. Anyway, send your comments or questions to steve@ifight365.com

Steve McLaren
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